Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/09/2017 at 11:03 • Filed to: Jerb

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Driving to West Seattle at 8am equals fun!


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/09/2017 at 11:09

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That Camry doesn’t have a dent on the right side, you should fix that.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/09/2017 at 11:10

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People who haven’t lived it don’t realize how horrific Seattle traffic is. Sorry you’re stuck in that.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/09/2017 at 11:13

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You know what would make that traffic even more fun? A heavy clutch!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
02/09/2017 at 11:15

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There’s traffic fucking everywhere! Because Seattle is overflowing right now, people are relocating to neighboring cities. I live a couple cities north of Seattle, and I’m already feeling the full force of the traffic. It’s insane. The infrastructure couldn’t keep up with the massive influx of Amazon employees and Chinese immigrants.

On busy evenings, I’ve opened up Google Maps and saw red from Redmond up to Marysville.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
02/09/2017 at 11:18

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I’ve heard of the “Seattle Surrender.” WTF?


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/09/2017 at 11:23

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trd bro! lol. nothing to do but make fun of other cars..


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheHondaBro
02/09/2017 at 11:24

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Race car traffic is best traffic.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/09/2017 at 11:30

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Paid for time and mileage, or not until you arrive? That’s what counts :)


Kinja'd!!! fintail > TheHondaBro
02/09/2017 at 11:32

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I’m in Bellevue, with an evening in-city commute that usually averages 10-12 mph. I seldom check anymore, as it irritates me.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > jimz
02/09/2017 at 11:32

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It’s a thing, and it exists in every surrounding city here. Passive-aggressive oblivion, it defines driving here.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/09/2017 at 12:01

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My wife is flying to Spokane today. The weather doesn’t look too friendly for her there either.


Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/09/2017 at 12:27

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My wife started a new job downtown this week, she takes the bus from Bothell. Took her almost two hours to get to work this morning. And we just passed a new initiative to spend $54 billion on light rail? Service I’ll see in 25 years? What a cluster fuck


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Mid Engine
02/09/2017 at 13:47

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I bet she takes the same bus I take when I don’t get lazy and drive. Neat! Out of respect for my fellow Opponaut, I’ll even stop engaging in express-bus frotteurism.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
02/09/2017 at 13:48

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It was off-the-charts bad this morning.


Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > RPM esq.
02/09/2017 at 13:57

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Highly unlikely you have the urges completely under control, over-promising is the Puget Sound (Transit) way!